You Are NOT A True Indian If You Have Never Been To These 20 Amazing Stations
Travelling is almost everyone’s desire. Everybody likes to travel in the train on their childhood and if the friend or family is together then the joy of traveling gets double.
Have you ever heard the name of such a railway station, whose name is "Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta"? Uhh! Don’t want to be a victim of Grammar Nazis, yet need help from one to pronounce the same.
These are the names of those 20 humorous railroad stations that will influence you to giggle till your stomach begins to hurt.
1. Kala Bakra, Jalandhar
It’s not any ordinary bakra, but it is “Kala Bakra”. Just imagine yourself saying “I’m at Kala Bakra”. Weird? But it might be usual for travel bloggers.
2. Saheli, Madhya Pradesh
“Maa, Me saheli jaa rha hu”. Seems so uncanny to ears. But it happens to be a very friendly spot, as the name suggests.
3. Sali, Rajasthan
In-laws have extended their arms to Rajasthan. Sounds interesting! Just take care of your shoes while going there.
4. Bap, Jodhpur
He’s the father of all Stations. He is keeping an eye on everyone and he’s everywhere. Hum 'bap' hai tmhare!
5. Nana, Rajasthan
If there is Baap, then there should be NANA too. Otherwise, the relations would be incomplete. And I’m pretty sure; this one isn’t named after Nana Patekar.
6. Bhainsa, Telangana
Anything can happen in India, that’s why it is Incredible India! You can call any friend by this name and make an excuse that you were referring to the station.
7. Diwana, Haryana
“Awara Pagal Diwana”, movie or station? Or both are inspired by each other. Maybe, it can be "The City of Diwane" people. Take some doctor along while going here.
8. Suar, Uttar Pradesh
India has many zoos, but still some animals are out like Suar or exclusive Kala Bakra. These animals have become railway stations, which are inspired by their name.
9. Singapur Road, Orissa
Definitely, it won’t lead to Singapore. So, no need to see unrealistic dreams to go abroad via this impassable road to Singapore. But, you can certainly advise others to do so.
10. Billi Junction, Uttar Pradesh
Hypothetically, it might be a meeting point of all cats’ of a community. But unfortunately, it is just a boarding station. Yet, you never know if cats dwell there.
11. Chinchpokli, Maharashtra
“Chinchpokli, Khaogali”, heard somewhere? You might, if you have watched the movie Gajini. It is another unusual station.
12. Londa Junction
No comments! The name is enough.
13. Odhaniya Chacha, Jaisalmer
Namastey! Odhaniyachachaji. Chachaji was left in the listing of all relations, and he here is. He was dressing up while others were standing in the line.
14. Bhaga
Bro, there’s no need to run, because this station is not going anywhere. But you can definitely run on this station or from this station with your love!
15. Chutia, Assam
The most awaited station which sounds similar to my friend’s name. Ohh, Love! My friend is so popular!
16. Poo, Himachal Pradesh
I think this is not that poooooo. Might be hot air released by human bodies is found in abundance there, hence the name!
17. Chutad Teka
It seems everyone here in this station get relaxed with their “Tasreef”. The buttocks are to be rested on the floor or else you can understand.
18. Daru, Jharkhand
“Haa me Alcoholic hu”, this might be pet song of this station. You might go there in hope of getting served with 'daru'! But we can't promise you if it will be served or not.
19. Panauti, Uttar Pradesh
It seems like it was unlucky for everyone, who so far went there. The name of the station is not at all inviting people to the place but you can be curious enough to find out why
20. Kutta, Karnataka
Didn’t they get any other name? Dogs can't be in zoos but still. Dhinchak Pooja is much better than this!
Literally, we live in India where anything can happen. Where we have rappers like Omprakash Mishra and singers like Dhinchak Pooja, we can have humour following us too.
Whether it is a name of a place or a person or any activity, the hilarious level is as high as fuck! So next time, whenever you travel, add these stations to your to-go list.
And don’t forget to click a selfie with the station name!
Ps: Just imagine, your dad calls you and asks you, “Son, Where are you?” and you’ll be like “Papa, me suar me hu”.
DAFAQ, LOL!