Stupidly Expensive Things Ronaldo Owns

Introduction

$6.34 per second, $380 per minute, $22,833 per hour, $548,000 per day, $16.6 million per month, and a whopping $200,000 per year. These are the stupidly expensive things Ronaldo owns. 

Ronaldo’s $400 million deal with El-Nassry

First up, Ronaldo left the limelight of Europe football just to be the highest-paid footballer ever. 

Ronaldo has always stayed at the peak of his game but back in 2022, Ronaldo had the most difficult moment of his life. In April 2022, Ronaldo lost his new child and during this downtime, his career was crashing down. See, he wasn’t having the best time at Manchester United and he decided to speak out. But that decision almost ruined him. He lost his deal with Manchester United and also crashed out in his last attempt to win the world cup. To make things even worse, Messi went on to win the world cup and Ronaldo was losing the GOAT debate. So, Ronaldo thought of how to get back at him. Guess what? He took things to a whole new level and signed the biggest deal in football. 400 million dollars 2-year deal with El-Nassr. That’s 5 times Messi’s two-year deal with PSG. 

$360k Rolls Royce Gift from Georgina

I mean this kind of deal was never before seen in football and Ronaldo’s partner Georgina Rodriguez knew exactly how to celebrate it. So, she made up a plan to surprise Ronaldo. 

Yunno, in Ronaldo’s life, three things are important.

1. Family

2. Scoring a humongous amount of goals

3. And, getting stupidly expensive gifts from his lover. 

While you all are doing grocery shopping ahead of Christmas in 2022, Ronaldo was preparing to sign the biggest deal in football. So for him, it was gonna be a 2-in-1 celebration. And see… Georgina knew exactly how to make his man happy. So rather than buy a few groceries to make Ronaldo’s favorite meal for Christmas. She went all the way and got Ronaldo’s real favorite. What a beauty…. A two-toned Rolls Royce Dawn. Mad! This Rolls Royce is described as “the sexiest Rolls-Royce ever built and the British Marque’s only convertible available. It features a 6.6 liter V12 engine that delivers 563 horsepower and 605 ft-lbs of torque. This babe accelerates from Zero to 62 mph in only five seconds flat. It was a magical Christmas season as Ronaldo and his family did not waste time cruising around in the $360,000 ride. 

Ronaldo’s $20 million building in Portugal 

See Ronaldo and Georgina are just perfect for each other. I mean if you marry a beauty queen like Georgina. You can’t just put her in a bungalow. You have got to spend on mansions. Exactly why in 2022, Ronaldo pulled up the most expensive building in Portugal. It’s Ronaldo's master plan for his retirement when he’s done cashing out with his current Saudi club. This Mansion is built from the ground up in Quinta da Marinha. This area is known as the Portuguese Riviera. Ronaldo purchased a 2.47-acre plot of land next to a golf clubhouse to site this masterpiece. Just the land, cost Ronaldo $7.2 million dollars. And the building costs now hover beyond $20 million dollars. So, one day Ronaldo decided to check out the apartment with his wife Georgina, and on getting there Ronaldo got angry with the noise and distractions from the clubhouse. I mean, Ronaldo needs his privacy plus the structure of the clubhouse was blocking his view, and my boy immediately decided to have the clubhouse moved elsewhere. This mansion is expected to be three floors with a 30-car garage to house his prized collections of cars, Olympic stadium-sized bedrooms with stunning views of the Atlantic Ocean, indoor and outdoor swimming pools, a theatre, spar, a well-equipped gym, several gardens, and games room. You cant get less from the GOAT yunno? His initial purchase in Medeira or even the $18.5 million apartment in New York is even no match with this monstrous building but his current home in Saudi is one in a million. 

Ronaldo’s $300k per month accommodation in Saudi

See, Ronaldo’s move to El-Nassr has a secret agenda. On December 29, 2022, before Ronaldo signed for El-Nassr, they only had around 860k followers on Instagram. Today, it’s more than 13 million followers. What an increase! (Wait a minute, 860K followers? that’s around the number of subscribers on Kickflix. So with the Ronaldo effect, you all just subscribe, and let’s hit the 1 million mark). When Ronaldo arrived in Saudi, settling down was not so easy because he didn’t even have a house of his own. So, El-Nassr decided to treat him like the king that he is. They put experts on their toes to get a perfect house for Ronaldo but while that is on, Ronaldo was lodged in paradise! I mean see this mansion. A $300k per month accommodation to temporarily lodge the GOAT. This apartment is the most extravagant section of the Four Seasons hotel in Riyadh. Ronaldo, his family, and his entourage luxuriously occupy the 48 - 50th floor of the hotel. It has 17 rooms including a soaring living room, a private office, a dining room, and a media room. The 267-meter-high Kingdom suit offers Ronaldo panoramic views of Riyadh 'and its surroundings. Just Imagine how massive it would be when Ronaldo eventually moves into his permanent home.  

Ronaldo’s $25,000 personal wax image

You don’t expect anything less because Ronaldo himself is damn expensive. I mean even Ronaldo got so obsessed with Ronaldo that he paid a huge amount just to own Ronaldo. In November 2022, Ronaldo became the first athlete to ever achieve a Times Square takeover”. He virtually took over Times Square in New York to unveil his personal wax figure for Madame Tussauds. It’s not even the only wax image that Ronaldo has. When he was at Real Madrid, Ronaldo hired a designer that made a statue of Ronaldo and even got a stylist who brought natural hair from India to ensure that it was a perfect Ronaldo. This obviously didn’t cost Ronaldo millions of dollars but to spend 25,000 dollars to own yourself is somewhat unbelievable. 

Ronaldo’s $1.8 million Jacob and Co. Wristwatch

See, Ronaldo is not who you think he is. He spends his money on whatever he wants, what he doesn’t spend anyhow, is time. And that’s why he spent millions of dollars to keep on time. Richard Mille, Hublot, Jacob & Co., Rolex, Tag Heuer, Ronaldo’s collection of watches is absolutely incredible and he shows this off at different conferences and events. The last time I bumped into my boy Ronaldo, he was wearing the Jacob and Co. designed wristwatch that was specially customized for him. This wristwatch has 424 white diamonds and it cost 1.8 million dollars. So, I asked my boy Ronaldo to customize one for me.

$2 million from each post on Instagram and 100 million euros CR7 brand

10 million followers are less than 2% of Ronaldo’s Instagram followers. And that on its own brings him a lot of money. For each post, Ronaldo earns $2 million, that’s massive! The truth is CR7 is not just a footballer, he’s a full brand. Cristiano Ronaldo is the most popular Portuguese product in the world. Brands like Nike, Binance, Zuju GP CLEAR, and PESTANACR7 are all part of his partners. The CR7 brand is worth more than 100 million euros. Men’s wear, underwear, perfumes. Etc. CR7 and his partnership with PESTANA Group have luxury hotels in Lisbon, Funchal, Madrid, New York, and Marrakech. C’mon, this sounds like a free advert for Ronaldo. But the truth is, he’s worth it because, despite all these acquisitions, Ronaldo never forgot his humble beginning. 

€8,200 Customized Wristwatch for his Madrid teammates and several million dollars on charity.  

See, Ronaldo shares a lot with his teammates and the less privileged. He might not have won the world cup gold but he’s a man with a golden heart and that’s all that matters. When Madrid created history in 2014 by winning their tenth champions league. A joyful Ronaldo decided to treat his teammates to a classy fashion, and he pulled up the La Decima watch that was specially customized with the name of each of his teammates. This project cost him €8,200.  The following year, Ronaldo was named the most charitable sportsman of the year for donating millions of dollars to UNICEF, Save the Children, and world vision. And all along, it has even gotten better and better such that he doesn’t just donate money, he also donates his blood. Exactly, it’s an open secret that Ronaldo has no tattoos because he regularly donates blood at a clinic in his home country of Portugal.

I mean, what a sweet chronicle of a man that earns so much, spends so much, and also gives so much.