Season 1 Episode 1: The Pilot

Hello there; girlies and gays, ladies and gentlemen, theys and thems! Welcome back to another episode of "The iT Girl" where I keep you thoroughly up to date on my losing battle with main character syndrome. When last I left you, you all got to experience a rare behind the scenes production meeting of my rebrand into a bonafied iT Girl! That's right, no longer am I settling for the mundane life of trying to be some functioning member of society, instead I'll just be pretty and fashionable instead! Now with that being said, every TRUE iT Girl has an origin, or like I like to refer to it, A PILOT EPISODE! Now don't be too rough on me girlies! I'm no Steven Spielberg but I did prepare a cute (like me) script for you all. So, sit back, grab your popcorn and enjoy!

Our FABULOUS story starts a little something like this...

And that's our tale girlies! A delusional Cinderella story, wrapped in a tale for revenge once Prince Charming loses his charm! I hope that you all enjoyed, and I hope that you all saw the vision! But most of all, I hope that you tune in again, because our next episode will be an after show to dissect our deliciously FABULOUS Pilot! Ta ta for now girlies! Stay pretty!