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These Realistic Answers To Questions From Facebook Will Make You Laugh Until You Cry

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February 2, 2018

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Come on modern saints, you have sacrificed your sleep, food, laughter, family and other joys to be an engineer. You deserve to make this night more productive by reading this.

If you are an engineer by heart, (I repeat, not just by degree but also by heart), these realistic answers to random questions asked by Facebook are going to make you laugh until you cry.

1. We are Indians!

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As per catoptromancy, you will be affable to support the use of the English dictionary app. Don't go using it for the two words in bold right now.

2. Pressed the nerve

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The maximum backs are encountered in mathematics 2. It's time, we get it to Limca Book of World Records and even the Guinness Records!

3. But no sleeping

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Just switch on the TV and know the mood of India. Sometimes, reactions of Rajasthan can be seen in UP. Elections are perfect holidays.

4. From Anti-Romeo squad?

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Dream love story. Dream rejection. Reality is too harsh to be discussed here. We are happy singles.

5. Always suspicious about groups

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Plus, it's been reported that women judge men's shoes twice as much as men judge women's shoes. My friends wore good chappals.

6. Secret of attending lectures

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You have to accept that the only reason why you went to college was surfing the internet with free wifi. Did you think of attendance?

7. Loyalty is here

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It is the engineering music for the ears. If you didn't hear this phrase from your friends, you haven't been in an engineering college.

8. Washed with Nirma

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No bull shit tolerated. Belan and flying chappals squeezed every bit of shit in mind and body. Mom wanted to make you like Sharma Ji ka beta.

9. Sharma Ji Again

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No matter how traumatizing the taunts are, we fake a smile before Sharma Ji, Verma Ji, Pandey JI, Gupta Ji, and their betas. No better solution.

10. Reminded of budget 2018

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Recent headlines also said that lakhs of graduates including engineers, managers, and lawyers filled the post of peons. But sadly, you didn't watch prime time.

11. Don’t ignore it

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You don’t need an explanation for what testosterone is. But you certainly need to accept that 35 is a decent age to retain.

You won't find a better way to pass your time other than absorbing these unconventional answers. These questions are actually a way to mine data, for better targetting of adverts run on Facebook. This man who answered them took it way too seriously to disturb the survey algorithm.

Lucky, we and poor, Facebook!

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