Mark Twain Quotes - Quotes by Mark Twain ~Sharp Blogging

Mark Twain was an American Travel writer, Humorist, and novelist.His full name is Samuel Langhorne Clemens and known by his pen name Mark Twain, he was born on 30 November 1835,in Florida, Missouri, United states and died on 21 April 1910, in Stormfield, Redding Connecticut, United States.   MARK TWAIN QUOTES 

1. It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a than open it and remove all doubts - Mark Twain 

2. It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog - Mark Twain

3. The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time -Mark Twain 

4. The secret of getting ahead is getting started. - Mark Twain 

5. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything - Mark Twain 

6. Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority. It is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain 

7. If it's your job to eat a frog. It's best to do it first thing in the morning, and if it's your job to eat two frog's, it's best to eat the biggest one first. 

10. Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind. It doesn't matter. -Mark Twain 

11. All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, then succes is sure - Mark Twain

12. Get your fact first, then you can distort them as you please. Mark Twain 

13. Anger is an Acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. Mark Twain 

14. Courage is resistance to fear, Mastery of fear, not absence of fear - Mark Twain 

15. The lack of money is the root of all evil Mark Twain 

16. You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

17. Buy Land  they're not making it anymore - Mark Twain 

18. Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has -  Mark Twain 

19. A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way - Mark Twain 

20. Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. - Mark Twain 

21. Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience; this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

22. Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain 

23. Go the heaven for the climate, hell for the company. -Mark Twain

24.i am an old man and have known a great many troubles. But most of them never happened. - Mark Twain 

25. Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest. - Mark Twain 

26. Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain. - Mark Twain

27. There is no distinctly American criminal class - except congress. - Mark Twain 

28. Denial ain't just a river in Egypt. - Mark Twain

29. Climate is what we expect, whether is what we get. - Mark Twain 

30. My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but i think she enjoyed it. - Mark Twain 

31. In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. - Mark Twain 

32. Don't let schooling interfere with your education. - Mark Twain 

33. Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out side. Mark Twain 

34. I can live for two months on a good compliment. - Mark Twain

35. A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation. - Mark Twain 

36. The Human race has one really effective weapon, and that's is laughter - Mark Twain 

37. It ain't those parts of the Bible that i can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that i do understand. - Mark Twain 

38. The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain 

40. The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. - Mark Twain 

41. Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. - Mark Twain 

42. It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. - Mark Twain 

43. The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. - Mark Twain 

44. Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. - Mark Twain 

45. There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded. - Mark Twain

46. When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain 

47. Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul. 

48. Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. - Mark Twain

49. God made the idiot for practice and then he made the school board. - Mark Twain 

50. We have the best government that money can buy. - Mark Twain 

51. Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. Mark Twain

52. Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times - Mark Twain 

53. Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. - Mark Twain 

54. Never pick a fight with people who buy ink by the barrel. - Mark Twain 

55. Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. - Mark Twain 

56. Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone, you may still exist, but have ceased to live. - Mark Twain 

57. All generations are false, includes this one. - Mark Twain 

58. There are lies, damned lies and statistics. -Mark Twain 

59. A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read. - Mark Twain 

60.There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable. - Mark Twain 

61. Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lighting that does the work. - Mark Twain 

62. I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain

63. When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. - Mark Twain 

64. The Right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause. - Mark Twain 

65. Only one thing is impossible for God :To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. Mark Twain 

66. Civilization is the limitless multiplication of Unnecessary necessities. - Mark Twain 

67. Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often. - Mark Twain 

68. The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice. - Mark Twain 

69. Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen. - Mark Twain 

70. I can live for Two Months on a Good Compliment. - Mark Twain

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