How To Talk About Sex

These day’s everyone is so worried about bothering someone else that they bite their tongue rather than speak their mind. So worried as to who will be offended or who will fly off the handle at something you’ve said.

More specifically when someone wants to talk about sex.

Whether that’s:

• having the birds and bees talk with their children.

• telling their spouse, they want more of it

• or telling someone they want less of it.

It’s almost as if sex has turned into a dirty word we shouldn’t say in mixed company.

So, for all those with weak constitutions.

Be prepared.

If you must leave now, I’ll understand.

Just do so in a quick and orderly fashion.

Here….

We…..

Go….

Here’s how to talk about sex.

Step One: Take a deep breath.

Step Two: Tell your mind that you don’t give a flippedy whip where you are or who is around you.

Step Three: Open your mouth.

Step Four: Let the words roll of your tongue like pure silk falling to the floor.

Step Five: Tell anyone who has a problem with what you’re saying to shove their opinions up their ass.

Step Six: Repeat until you have made your point and finished your conversation.

• Think of it as talking normally… Just about extremely personal information that will make others uncomfortable. *

There you have it ladies and gents! The perfect step by step to talking about smut, regardless of who’s within earshot! Go make some people cringe.

Remember: This is strictly for comic relief. None of my tips are expected to be taken seriously. Stay Safe Everyone!

🧡Shine Bright, Kayla