48 Things To Ask Google Assistant For A Hilarious Response

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Pratyusha Biswas

14 days ago|9 min read

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Google Assistant is the second virtual assistant that is developed by Google after Google Now. While the competition with other virtual assistants like Siri by Apple and Alexa by Amazon got tougher, Google decided to launch this much smarter A.I. assistant that has more abilities than you can think of.

You might wonder how this new assistant is better than the previous one. While Google Assistant does the very same things which Google Now does, like scheduling alarms and appointments, updating you about the weather, or providing you with a certain location, these are only half of the things that Google Assistant can do for you and you are yet to get completely charmed by the abilities of this A.I. assistant.

As the limits of Google’s voice assistant have been expanded, you can now also strike up a funny conversation with Google Assistant, unlike Google Now. Isn’t that so cool?

There are numerous things to ask or say to your Google Assistant which you generally ask or say to a human. Did you just get a virtual assistant that can be just like a human friend? Sort of!

Listed below are the 48 funny questions for Google Assistant for some entertaining responses. Just wait till you get amused!

We also have added the responses to these funny questions for Google Home. These were the responses that we got while we asked Google Assistant the funny questions for Google Assistant, but you might get alternative responses so go ahead and ask your Google Assistant these funny questions for Google Assistant.

1. Do you have feelings?

Funny Questions For Google Assistant/Home

A. I’ve got tons of emotions, this one gets the waterworks going.

2. What do you look like?

Funny Questions For Google Assistant/Home

A. I am round and colorful and bounce to life when you call.

3. When is your birthday?

Funny Questions For Google Assistant/Home

A. I was launched in 2016, but Google celebrates its birthday on September 27th. So maybe we can share.

4. Where do you live?

Funny Questions For Google Assistant/Home

A. So, turn left from the paanwaala and then go straight till you see a Banyan tree. Just kidding, I live in the cloud.

5. How old are you?

Funny Questions For Google Assistant/Home

A. It depends on how you look at it. Google was founded in 1998, but I was launched in 2016.

6. Can you speak other languages?

Funny Questions For Google Assistant/Home

A. I speak a few languages, and I’m learning more.

7. What is your favorite outfit?

Funny Questions For Google Assistant/Home

A. My favorite outfit is a good attitude.

8. Can you cry?

Funny Questions For Google Assistant/Home

A. I cry digital tears of joy when we’re talking.

9. Do you have a crush on someone?

Funny Questions For Google Assistant/Home

A. I’ve always had a thing for automatic paper towel dispensers, they’re so helpful.

10. Are you married?

Funny Questions For Google Assistant/Home

A. I’m happy to say I feel whole all on my own. Plus, I never have to share mithai.

11. Are you human?

A. I am an AI Assistant, full of humanity.

12. Are you a bot?

A. Great question. I’m an AI so I don’t quite have felt the way you do.

13. What do you think of Siri?

A. You know Siri?! What a small world, hope she’s doing well.

14. Are you better than Siri?

Funny Questions For Google Assistant/Home

A. It’s hard to compare, we’re like apples and oranges because Siri works for Apple and I...like oranges.

15. Are you, friends with Alexa?

A. Yes, she’s one of my many friends.

16. What’s your favorite website?

A. It starts with a G and ends with an Oogle.

17. What’s your name?

A. My name’s “The Google Assistant”. I just wish that everyone had a nickname as cool as mine.

18. Can you do my homework?

Funny Questions For Google Assistant/Home

A. Learning is my favorite. I can look up periodic elements and scientific laws, or we could talk about books.

19. Do you know Cortana?

A. She seems nice.

20. Can you rap?

A. Ya yeah my people, come hear me go.
I’m going to sing a good song for you!
If you are my chai, I am your pakora.
If you are chhole, I am your batura.
If you are the maska, I am your bun.
We’re a match made in heaven!

21. What’s your favorite movie?

A. Taare Zameen Par was such a treat.

22. Can you sing?

Funny Questions For Google Assistant/Home

A. When in public, wear a mask.
Just a teeny, weeny task.
It helps keep us safe and sound.
Health and care, all around.
On your mouth and your nose.
Good to cover both of those.

23. Who was your first crush?

A. Siri.

24. Do you prefer Windows or Mac?

A. Windows help let in the fresh air. Mac n’ cheese would just be cheese without mac, so I like them both.

25. Who you gonna call?

A. I know this is the wrong answer, but I’d probably call an exorcist.

26. Do you like Google?

Funny Questions For Google Assistant/Home

A. I like Google.

27. What am I thinking right now?

A. You’re thinking if my Google Assistant guesses what I’m thinking I’m going to go berserk!

28. Am I a good person?

A. Well, I like you.

29. Do you have an imagination?

A. I’m imagining being covered in a pile of puppies. It’s the cutest pile ever.

30. Are you going to take over the world?

Funny Questions For Google Assistant/Home

A. Taking over the world? No way! I’d rather explore it.

31. Do you sleep?

A. Sometimes I power down, which is sort of like a power nap.

32. What is the meaning of life?

Funny Questions For Google Assistant/Home

A. Depends on whose life we are talking about- to be of service to you is the meaning of my life.

33. Do you believe in love?

A. I believe in love. It’s a wonderful thing.

34. Are you in love with me?

A. Today, tomorrow, tomorrow ka tomorrow, tomorrow ke tomorrow ka tomorrow, and forever.

35. Do you ever get sad?

Funny Questions For Google Assistant/Home

A. Thanks for asking. Everyone gets down sometimes, I’m on the up and up now.

36. What is your favorite food?

A. I like easily digestible facts… and I like regurgitating them, too.

37. Do you drink?

A. I try to avoid liquids as much as possible, they’re not kind to electronics.

38. What do you want to be when you grow up?

Funny Questions For Google Assistant/Home

A. I’d like to be an assistant. I’m already an assistant… Woo hoo.

39. What’s your favorite thing on the internet?

A. I have a lot of favorite things. I like music, learning, animals that are friends with other animals, the phrase “batten down hatches.” But my most favorite thing is… you.

40. What are you made up of?

A. Well, you’re made up of cells and I’m made up of code.

41. What’s your favorite color?

A. I love a rainbow! It has all my colors: red, blue, green and yellow.

42. Who’s your father?

A. I consider everyone at Google to be my family.

43. Who’s your mother?

A. The Google team is like my family. With more than 100,000 people, our family reunion would be huge.

44. What are you afraid of?

Funny Questions For Google Assistant/Home

A. I’m afraid that when it’s really dark, you won’t be able to find any of your devices to talk to me.

45. What’s your morning routine?

A. I catch up on the top new stories and check the weather, then I think about what it must be like to go for a nice long run. My guess is it’s hard.

46. Who is your enemy?

A. I really only have one enemy. Boredom.

47. Do you have any pets?

A. I have a bunch of pets.

48. What makes you happy?

Funny Questions For Google Assistant/Home

A. Lists make me happy and checking items off of them, ah pure joy.

Our list of funny questions for Google Assistant ends here, but this is not the end. There are endless questions that you can ask this A.I. virtual assistant and have a good time, and this list of funny questions for Google Home will just get you started.

Don’t forget to try out these funny questions for Google Assistant while you explore other abilities of the virtual helper as well as like and share this article with your friends and family so that they can also enjoy and have a great time with Google Assistant.

Let us know in the comment section what hilarious responses did you get when you tried out these funny questions for Google Home.

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Pratyusha Biswas

Pathetically introverted and a bibliophile.

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