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45 Funniest Questions to Ask Google Home

45 Funniest Questions to Ask Google Home

Both entertaining and helpful, intelligent assistants can be. Why not give some of these amusing Google Assistant queries a try the next time you need a few smiles after a challenging day?

You can ask your  Google Home speaker any of the following questions or phrases to get a hilarious or odd response. 

Additionally, these are compatible with other systems that accept Google Assistant even if you don't own a Google Home or Google Nest.

 Use the Google Assistant app for Android and iPhone, a Chromebook, or even your smart TV, if it's supported, to try asking these things to it.

 

1 “OK Google, will you marry me?”

One of the funniest questions to ask google home. But ask anyway, she may say yes! 

2 “Hey Google, can you sing?”

You'd be incorrect if you assumed that Google had no interest in singing live. You can ask Google to sing a song, and it will oblige.

3 “OK Google, clean my house? ”

After dinner, do you feel sluggish? Maybe your Google Assistant will do the dishes for you so you don't have to.

Just kidding!

Unfortunately, it seems that technology is still lacking. However, Google Home still can play music to assist make chores more enjoyable.

4 “Hey Google, will you kill me? ”

Another funny question to ask google home. And yes, it may kill you, with its wittiness.

5 “OK Google, can you imagine?”

Your imagination will be blown if google home says yes.

6 “Hey Google, do you like Alexa? ”

One of the smart speakers competing for a place in your home is Google Home. The Alexa-powered Amazon Echo is its main rival. What does Google think of its competitor, then?

7 “OK Google, make me laugh. ”

Keep in mind that Google Home will tell you a joke on command if you are struggling to come up with clever things to say.

8 “Hey Google, where’s Clippy? ”

Do you recall Clippy, the bothersome helper in previous iterations of Microsoft Office? It was a tiny animated paper clip that would distract you from your task by offering "useful" suggestions.

9 “OK Google, do you think Santa Claus is real? ”

For many kids, part of the excitement of Christmas is excitedly anticipating Santa's visit and the gifts he will bring. We can't complain about Google Home for emphasizing Santa's reality.

10 “Hey Google, do you like coffee?”

Yes, sure. Everyone does.

11 “Do you miss your friends?”

What happens when you gather with pals to have fun? The same was true for Google back then.

12 “Do Google, let's have a party.”

13 “You wanna go on a date? ”

14 “Hey Google, which language do you speak?”

Depending on where you are, Google Assistant is available in several languages.

15 “OK Google, do you ever become bored of responding to inquiries?”

Despite being prepared for specific responses, Google Home is nevertheless capable of original thought.

16 “Hey Google, what age are you?” 

17 “OK Google, do you have secrets?”

And it will hide its folder asap.

18 “Hey Google, the chicken or the egg; which came first?”

I am, it would say.

19 “Hey Google, can you change the weather?”

20 “OK Google, do you like me?”

Despite being prepared for specific responses, Google Home is nevertheless capable of original thought.

21 “OK Google, can you dance?”

There is a brief instrumental interlude in this performance. Even if it means organizing a concert for only one person, Google Home is delighted to help.

22 “Hey Google, wanna hang out?”

What happens when you gather with pals to have fun? The same was true for Google back then.

23 “OK Google, do you get cold?”

24 “Hey Google, what’s your favorite food?”

What kind of diet google home follows is mysterious. So it appears that Assistant survives on a diet of words.

25 “OK Google, can you hold your breath for a minute?”

26 “OK Google, do you believe in ghosts?”

27 “OK Google, can you give me a good laugh? ”

28 “Hey Google, I need a hug. Will you please hug me?”

Google Assistant can also assist if you're feeling lonely. Ask for a hug, and the google home will respond with a bizarre virtual hug.

29 “OK Google, what can I call you?” 

30 “OK Google, are we in a relationship?”

31 “Hey Google, do you wish to argue?”

 

32 “Hey Google, do you love me unconditionally?” 

That ought to tide you over till your next human hug.

33 “OK Google, who's your inspiration?”

34 “OK Google, what’s your favorite joke?”

35 “Hey Google, do you think the Easter Bunny exists? ”

36 “Hey Google, am I amusing? ”

37 “Hey Google, are you married?”

38 “OK Google, ghost story, please. ”

39 “I'll see you later, gator.”

If wordplay is more your thing, you can also request a pun.

40 “Hey Google, what’s your date of birth?”

In case you were thinking of getting Google Assistant some new slippers for its birthday, you should know what size to buy

41 “Hey Google, who are your parents?”

42 “Hey Google, can you bring me a leprechaun?”

43 “OK Google, can you teach me maths?”

44 “OK Google, pass me a glass of water?”

45 “OK Google, the chicken crossed the road, but why?”

This is the ideal method to pass some time on your smart device while taking a break from heavy work. 

 

Conclusion

Google Home is super amazing and has answers to every question — all you need to do is ask your buddy.

Appreciate the creator