If a group of kids is playing 'chidiya udd’ and one of them raises his finger on 'chappal udd’ he is definitely a brown child. Yes ‘flying chappal’ the strongest weapon of Indian mothers.
Both, ISRO and NASA are struggling to find any other perfect Indian kid other than Sharma Ji ka beta. They want the kid dead or alive, for the taunts are traumatizing. But, hard luck. Not even the traces!
Feeding Trends presents the benchmarks by which we Indian kids are judged by our moms to become a perfect brown child.
1 - If you are able to buy free dhaniya:
The first biggest challenge of buying vegetables that too from a roadside vendor is to recognize the vegetables. And if on top of it you are able to bargain well and even after that you are able to get free 'dhaniya’, your mom will definitely welcome you with an 'aarti ki thaali’.
2 - If you keep her Tupperware box safely:
If your mom packs lunch for you daily in her Tupperware box and you don't forget that box at your workplace, dude you are not a man. I mean you are a superman! No doubt why your mom showers the love of home-made food on you.
3 - If you never grew the beard:
Your girlfriend might hate you for this (if she exists) but your mom will love you for that clean shaven look. While boys consider growing a beard as a sign of maturity, mom takes its as a sign of carelessness. I guess, she does not want to see you growing old!
4 - If you make round chapattis:
Yes. Girls, if you wanna be 'Mumma’s angel’, then you have to learn to make round chapatti, else whenever you’ll enter the kitchen, all your sins will be counted. Sins that you don't even remember, sins you never did! All will be counted.
5 - If you score better than Sharma Ji ka beta:
If you score better than Sharma Ji ka beta, which is humanly impossible, your mom will shed tears of joy. Though we all know that 'Gangadhar hi Shaktiman hai’ but we can't say a word to Sharma Ji’s son, else our moms will knock us down!
Undoubtedly, mom is the sweetest being on this planet. And we can't go a day without her scoldings and love. No matter how much we trouble her, we end up getting her blessings and warmth. She is God's incarnation on the Earth. Even if you do things at the last minute, she will be there to help you.
So, if you are ‘Sharma Ji ka beta’, enjoy your life dude and stay out of reach of the rest, who want you dead or alive. But if you are from the other 90 percent of the population, do comment and let us know if your mom has also set a benchmark for you.
I am sure, she has set some standards. Don't press the back button without sharing it!